“The Turbo Entabulator Is Too Good To Be True!”

I am pretty sure this is a commercial for the concept version of the iPhone, at least, I remember the AT&T sales rep using more than one of those phrases in his pitch. The Turbo Encabulator sounds indeed like a miracle machine. The baseplate of prefamulated amulite is indeed what initially sold me but the [...]

Monday March 21 2011

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I am pretty sure this is a commercial for the concept version of the iPhone, at least, I remember the AT&T sales rep using more than one of those phrases in his pitch. The Turbo Encabulator sounds indeed like a miracle machine. The baseplate of prefamulated amulite is indeed what initially sold me but the 6 hydrocoptic mahsel-viens are what got me on the phone trying to order it.

It seems to me that too many commercials these days try too hard to tell us about the products technical specifications when really it means as much to us as the panandermic semi-boloid slots of the stater. Always remember, when you sell your product emphasize the benefits over the features.

Deuce -Matthew

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